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Meep!

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OK, being out of Oppai Action for so long has really left me disorientated - when the cheese did I get over 33K views?! I'm gonna do something a little unorthodox and do a hitgift pic for 33'500. I guess it'll be kinda like a Kiriban, cos I'm asking for ideas and whoever can get me a snapshot of 33'500 (or the closest value) gets to decide what I draw! The only characters I can't include on the more naughty side of it are Lisa (she'd kill me! ^^;), Kelli (well, I could, but I'd have to ask her first), Leanne (she'd hunt me down and gut me like a fish!), or... oh, wait - yeah, just those three. But when it comes to the true fictional characters, the only limitations are how far I'll go. Absolutely no tentacles, rape, or gory explosions. I don't even really like popping - I mean, wouldn't that kill the poor girl? ^^;

So... yeah! Good luck on 33.5K!
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Uhhh... yeah.

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It's been brought to my attention by... just about everyone that it's been ages since I last updated here... I mean, the profile still says I'm 21, for crying out loud! I know I've been meaning to update, but... well, here's the truth: I'm lazy!

But, as lazy as I am, I really feel like I owe you guys, so I'm gonna do my best to keep tabs on both accounts and present updates for them too! Maybe I've not felt pervy enough to do Oppai art? I should really eat more Galaxy chocolate... :lmao:
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Where am I?

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lol when's the last time I updated? This must be what happens when you have two accounts - you focus so much on what's happening with one, that the other begins to fall behind! I'll try to upload something soon, though!
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Yo!

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Yeah, I know, I've been under a rock lately. Loads of crap with college and my bro moving out and other random stuff that throws itself at me. But yeah, an update - I have a biggest fan! And I'm gonna work on more stuff, including a Starfire pic for :iconthemartianking: ! Gawd, Starfire's so cute...
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Yaaay, :iconkazuv: 's journal, where I got this question thingamabob!

1. Spell your name backward
nahcD-on-iappO
2. Story behind your name
It was supposed to be Japanese for "D-Chan's breasts", but I got it the wrong way around and instead it says "Breasts' D-Chan"! I suck!
3. whens your birthday
July 13th
4. Where do you live
Somewhere in Sheffield

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet
Has some Yoko Matsugane phone cards in it - YAY! :D
6. Eyes
Green
7. Toothbrush
Electric. One of those Reach Powerbrushes, you know?
8. Jewelry worn daily
John Cena padlock from last year :p
9. Cell Phone
Samsung E330
10. Pillow cover right now
One is a Japanese one, the other is Postman Pat :blush:
11. Car
None
12. Bedroom:
Hah! Don't you mean CUBE!? This "room" is a smegging CUBE!!!!
13. Sunglasses
Just regular blacks
15. Cologne/Perfume
Does Lynx deodorant count?
16. CD in stereo right now
Maxi Boost soundtrack
17. Piercings
none
18. What you are wearing now
Black jeans, black P-Chan T-shirt
19. Wishing
When I think of everything that's been going on in the world, I can only think of one way to make it all right... I wish for a million wishes! That way, I have a million chances to wish away all the pain and suffering peopel go through every day!
20. Wanting
Ramen noodles. Beef, preferably
21. After this
More noodles, enough to fill me to near-bursting point, then have a cute chubby girl with big boobs and glasses give me a nice belly rub and present me with the next five issues of Nemi.
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be
Matt Benoit (You know who you are, you bastard! :chainsaw:
24. Some of your favorite movies
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both versions), Shrek, Dude, Where's My Car?
25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week
Eating!
26. Something you just ate
Alcohol!
27. Something you are deathly afraid of
Spiders
28. Do you like candles
Meh. They're OK
29. Do you like incense
Yeah... when it's not too much.
30. Do you like the taste of blood
I don't like the SIGHT of blood... unless I'm maining people on a game!
31. Do you believe in love
Sure! Only problem is it doesn't believe in me...
33. Do you believe in love at first sight
Again, yes. Again, it doesn't believe in me. I EXIST, DAMMIT!!!
34. Do you believe in Heaven
Heaven isn't a place we go when we're dead, it's a place we make when we're alive
35. Do you believe in God
Nah. If there were some big entity that created everything, then what created him/her? And how come he/she neveer makes an appearance?
39. Can you eat with chopsticks
Child's play!
40. What's your favorite coin
One that can get me lots and lots of ramen!
41. What are some of your favorite candies
Refreshers, most definitely! :D
43. What's something you wish you could understand better
Girls
44. How many people have you kissed
Well, there's a few girlfriends (but they hurt me, dammit! :( ) and I kiss my bestest best friend all the time!
47. Are you shy around your crush
I don't have a crush... but if I did, I'd be shy :blush:
49. Do you know what it feels like to be in love
All too well
50. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends
Of course! And the fact that I don't know what my favourite possession is doesn't matter in the slightest!

FASHION STUFF

52. Have any tattoos
Nope
53. What is your favorite thing to wear
My P-Chan shirt (even though people keep thinking I'm wearing a smegging BRA! If you want me to wear a bra, I'll nab one of Kel's! ... I mean, smeg off!!!
54. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing
A tux. I can't remember how much it was, but it was pricey!
55. Who is the least fashionable person you know
My best bet would be Asuka.
56. Do you match your belt with your hair color
I don't need no stinking belt!
57. What is the worst thing you've ever thought would look good
Nipple tassels... on ME... I was DRUNK!
58. How many pairs of shoes do you own
One
59. Do you match your socks with your outfit
And the point of that is...?
60. What is the worst trend you see today
Girls starving themselves until their ribs stick out further than their breasts and STILL calling themselves fat! Oh, and breast implants. They SUCK!
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